I love Roberta deBoer's columns, and you simply cannot miss this one if you are at all familiar with the race for mayor of Toledo.

Not familiar? Let me give you the thirty-second rundown. It pits the current Mayor of Toledo, Jack Ford, also known (very sarcastically) as Mr. Excitement against the last Mayor of Toledo, Carty Finkbeiner. Carty's actual campaign slogan is "Carty gets results." One could say, "Carty gets results by suggesting deaf people move out to the airport neighborhoods where people are complaining about the noise and getting into altercation with local businessmen." Carty was always colorful, but he did get things done.

Anyway, deBoer asked readers to suggest campaign slogans for these two. Here are my favorites for each candidate:

For Jack Ford: "If you're voting for Carty, you don't know Jack."

For Carty (and my personal favorite): "Make ADD Work For You: Vote Carty!"

Check it out.