...thanks to GG, here is a way to get rid of it.

Now, truly. Is this necessary? I mean, one of the many, many reasons I love my iPod is that it fits conveniently into the pocket of whatever pants I am wearing. I do not feel the need, nor the desire, to clasp this technological marvel to my groin, however. I can walk through an airport, take a speedwalk around my condo complex, or go wherever I want, and the iPod is already portable enough and carryable enough.

Good grief...