"So, are there hamsters inside that copier running on a little wheel to power it?"
       -- Anonymous, having spent several hours in front of this solo practitioner's inherited copier.  (So, it wasn't just me...)
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"My dad is very proud that he got a good deal on that copier.  I believe he probably didn't spend a lot of money on it, but I'm not sure he got a good deal."
      -- Me, later, describing the copier.
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Sorry for the lack of updates; I've been busy being a lawyer.  :)  Will write more once things calm down a bit and I get my arms around them...