Joey Cheek = class

Shani Davis + Chad Hedrick = both, rhyme with class. Seriously, it got old.

Apolo Anton Ohno = glad he got a gold, for Laura's sake, anyway

Yoko Ono = glad they didn't let her sing, for everyone's sake

Bode Miller = well, he said he liked to ski drunk, didn't he?

Last night of the Ladies' Skating Competition = ok, what did they do with the Olympic athletes? The GOOD ones?

Clara Hughes winning gold, Cindy Klassen winning silver = awesome

MSNBC posting Olympics results on their main page = NOT COOL